May I Kiss You, Mr. President? A steel plant owner expresses immense gratitude to the President for implementing tariffs that saved his business from closing. He details how the tariffs allowed his company to secure orders for tire racks, leading to increased production and employee retention. The owner wishes to show his appreciation with a kiss, but his daughter disapproves of the President’s policies, and the Secret Service intervenes.

• A steel plant owner attributes the revival of his business to the President’s tariffs.
• The tariffs allegedly stopped Chinese competition, allowing the plant to secure orders for tire racks.
• The business owner wants to express his gratitude to the President with a kiss.
• The owner’s daughter, a college student, disapproves of the President and his policies.
• Secret Service agents prevent the owner from kissing the President.